Spaghetti Explodes

My Spaghetti Exploded! Weee!

Not sure why that happened, you would think they would put safety features on melamine bowls.

My new bed!

I've been a good boy and now mommy and daddy are letting me sleep in this nice bed in the living room instead of the one in my bedroom. Unfortunately there is dog hair all over the cushion, but I suppose that will help keep me warm at night.

Maybe if I am really extra good, they will give me a Hip Action treat like they give Vash each morning? Daddy never lets me eat them so they must be good.

Choo Choo Choo Choo

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Hair Cut #2

P5300024, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Well, Daddy tried to kill me yesterday. He took the Buzz Buzz of Excruciating Horror Death and ran it over my head over and over and over. Fortunately I screamed and frothed enough that the BBOEHD got scared and didn't kill me.

My throat was sore today for some reason.

Oh, Mommy tried to kill Daddy with the Buzz Buzz of Excruciating Horror Death too, but Daddy didn't scream for some reason.

I'm Choo Choo for Choo Choos

Here are some pictures of Grandma Atch's and Grandpa Tom's Choo Choo! This thing is REALLY big! It is like as big as all of the Thomas Choo Choos put together. It is WAY bigger than daddy's Passat Choo Choo. Whoa!

At first I was afraid of the Choo Choo, but Grandma Atch showed me it was mostly harmless:




You can look up the tracks, and see for Miles!





The controls still work! But they seem ineffectual:




Pulling this lever made a magic glowing rectangle appear!!



Here we are in front of the train!

Mother's Day with Grandma!

This past Mother's Day, I got to hang out with Grandma Atch! She took me to the zoo and let me pet a Pot Bellied Pig and Slobber Goats. The Kangaroos wouldn't let us pet them though. There was lots of Peacocks all over.

The best thing about the weekend was going to the stable and riding the horse. Maybe they will upload some pictures from the weekend to http://flickr.com/photos/tomysusan/, but for now this is my only picture of the horse:

I ran Away From Home

Above is the video, what follows are pictures of my arduous journey as I ran away from home.


First I dropped my brushi, hat, and glove.



Then I ran across the lawn.



Then I looked both ways before going on the sidewalk.



Ran past the mail box.



Past Sunny and Aspen's Driveway.



Then to Sunny and Aspen's cool bush. (I spy with my little eye, something yummy in the gutter! Oh Boy!)



Ooooh, pretty flowers!



Then to the magical glowing octagon, but Mommy grabbed me before I could attain it's power and take over the world.



The octagon stopped glowing, so I came home again!

Baabuu Baabuu!!

All week long I've been trying to explain to my parents that I want to play with baabuu, but they just won't listen, or they are deaf. Yesterday I finally used my L337 Mime skillZ to show them what I wanted. Daddy caught it on film and this is a video of it!

Today we got to play with baabuu in the front yard, in the living room, in the basement, and even in the bath!

Morning after the haircut

Morning after the haircut, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Mommy cut my hair last Friday, April 6th. It was my first haircut. I watched her cut Daddy's hair, and it seemed kind of fun, but I didn't like all of the buzzing the clippers did around my head. Mom and Dad both agree that I look very grown up now.

M&M's are yummy

M&M's are yummy, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Easter morning was lots of fun. Mommy and Daddy have me some cool toys, and I got some plastic eggs filled with candy. Daddy let me taste me first M&M. It was really good. I know there's more in the house, but I'm not tall enough to get to them yet.

Jonah wearing the "Easter Shirt"

Jonah wearing the "Easter Shirt", originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Mommy and Daddy had trouble dressing me for Easter Sunday. This was the second of 3 outfits that they put on me. They both decided that this shirt was a little too girly for me. They took a picture and mentioned blackmailing me when I bring home my first girlfriend. Whatever that means.

Yeehaw!!!

Daddy is weird. Not sure why he acts this way. I just want to stand on Marlo and he keeps putting this hat on my head.

Adventure on a Chair

This would be a lot more fun if I could stand on the chair and get on the table. Mommy and daddy keep stopping me though. Big Meanies.

Spoon!

I have finally overcome my camera shyness! This morning I let daddy film me eating breakfast. These spoon things seem kind of slow though.

Later we went to the park near Columbine and the Skate Park. It had a really cool blue and white sign, it was lots of fun to look at and trace my fingers over. Daddy and Mommy wouldn't let me look at the sign the whole time though, they kept taking me back to the park. I still have not finished reading the sign, maybe I can read it next time I goto the park.

There was lots of silly girls. They didn't seem to understand anything I said, but I talked to them a lot anyway. And I saw a dog with a really fuzzy tail.

How to style your hair

Last night daddy helped me film this video. Not to ruin it, but I explain the best way to style your hair. It helps if you have a few minutes to spare so that you can cover your hands and face in spaghetti sauce first... but probably these tips will work without the preprep work.

For some reason even daddy wanted to give me a bath last night, usually he argues for waiting until Saturday night since I get one anyway for church. Guess he didn't want me to get too vain with my cool hair.

Update: Breakfast Is Silly

So Grace is making fun of how I am not updating my blog enough. I still think Shoveling is cool... so I blog it when I get around to it! Why don't I get to it when there is still snow? Well, I'm a busy kid! We have to goto the park, plant grass, spit milk all over the place, tangle yoyos, jump off of the couch, throw blocks down the stairs, ... the list is endless. I don't know how she can find so much time to update her blog. I guess she just doesn't have as much fun as me.

Speaking of fun. Did you know breakfast is really silly? Here is a video of me eating breakfast today. (Not a month ago when there was snow...) Daddy is really silly, but you can't see his faces in the video. If you could you would act just as silly as me.

Snow is Cool!

This is hard work!
Originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Mommy let me help her shovel during the last snow storm. I hope it snows so more so I can shovel some more, cause snow is cool.

For some reason, big tractors came and took all the snow from our street. It is pretty silly if you ask me, I mean it would have melted eventually, and then we would have had more snow to practice shoveling on! But now there are big dirty brown piles of snow at the park that mommy and daddy won't let me play in. What is the point of that?

Silly adults.

How I got a Yogurt Head

Today I had a yogurt accident while eating my dessert. Needless to say, I was a yogurt head!


Here is an interview my daddy did with me where I explain exactly how this happened:

Crazy Sugar High

So I was almost asleep a few nights ago, I was falling all over and would probably have gone to sleep early if Mommy had let me. But then I heard this crazy crunching noise. I sloth into the kitchen to see what all the fuss is, and Daddy is putting tart cherries and rasberries into the smoothie maker! After he was done, he let me have a few sips. Then a few more sips. Then Mommy had her smoothy (hers is better because it had yogurt) and she let me have some.


This is the result:

Let's Go Outside!!!

P2150413
Originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Daddy and Mommy never bring me outside. Today I only got to go outside like 3 times, and when daddy came home, I put on my coat all by myself (well, at least I got one arm in), but all Daddy would say is that it was dark outside and I had to wait until tomorrow.

So I tried giving Daddy his winter hat to wear. He put it on, and he looked really silly inside, so I brought him to the door and explained that if we went outside, he wouldn't look so silly. But that didn't work either.

So next I got Daddy to bring out the vacuum cleaner, and it made lots of noise. Then I showed Daddy that it was quieter outside. But he stayed inside and just turned off the vacuum.

One day I'll learn to open that door, then I can go outside whenever I want! Hopefully I can figure out my coat by then.