Aaaarrrrrrr!

Ahoy!

It be that time o' the year again... I be Capt'n Jonah, with me plundered Cell Phone and Silver Ship Passat San! Avast Grandpa, I be comin' fer yer truck next!

Aaaarrrrr! I be old enough this year to say Aaaarrrr!

Elmoo Carrrrrr Arrrrrr!
Chooo Chooo! Watch! Savvy? Arrrrrr!
Bath, Aye-Aye! Splash, Arrrrrr!


Here be a nice piratey movie:

Wisconsin, the Fun Place!

Uncle Doug took daddy and me out on his AT Bee to pick black berries! There was all sorts of them all over the place! They live next to a bean farm, where they grow beans. A very musical place it is!



Oh boy! Black berries! These things are fun to pick. Especially when Doug and daddy jumped all over when they got poked by the cool spikey vines.




My cousin Randy has a cool Foosball table! It was really cool because grandpa played with me!

SCORE, FTW!




Grandma and Aunt Eunice roasted marshmallows in the fire pit in front of Eunice's house! Grandma didn't like eating them as much as roasting them, so I got as many as I wanted. This provided lots of energy to stay up late!

Super Grandpa Power!

Super Grandpa and Me!


Super Grandpa, Grandpa and me!


Super Grandpa, Grandpa, Daddy, and me!


While we were in Wisconsin, I got to see my Super Grandpa! He is like 89 times older than me! He was a really cool guy! He told me stories and sat by the fire with me. He has like 87 kids, grand kids, great grand kids and great great grand kids total. That is a lot of kids! I guess he should maybe change his name to Abraham or something. Maybe one day I'll have so many kids and grand kids?

Why Tents are Dangerous

When we got to New Lisbon, we were planning to stay in a hotel; however, due to the biggest Wedding in the history of New Lisbon, all of the hotels for 30 miles around were full.

So daddy set up a tent in auntie Eunice's yard and he stayed there with Cousin Adam and Brody. They tried to get me to come into the cave, but since I had seen Charlie the Unicorn, I knew not to go too close!

Notice in the picture that a horrible hairy cat tongue thing is trying to take cousin adam's Kidney. Needless to say, I'm glad I was staying in Adam's room where I could be safe playing with scissors in my Pack-And-Play crib.

Moral of the story: Those who live in glass houses should not invite opera singers to dinner.

Going Places on Brody's Motorcycle!

Sorry for the lack of updates lately. We have had some bad things happen in our family, and I've not felt like updating my blog. But yesterday we went to Casa Bonita, and we saw a really scary gorilla, and I realized I needed to update my blog before a crazy monkey eats me.

Last month we went to Wisconsin to see family. We realized that my great grandparents Adeline and Delford have 87 kids+grand kids+greatgrandkids+ great great grand kids! Guess my parents are not doing their part to make sure my grandparents have that many grand kids!

My cousin Brody let me ride his motorcycle! It is really cool! (Brody is the one with the hair.) They also had an ATV that daddy took me out on. Maybe I can get a video of that up. Brody blew up lots of things with firecrackers... I don't like loud noises, so I think daddy shouldn't hang out with Brody so much.

Excite Trike!

Today Daddy took me around the block on my new Trike! Mommy refused to take me earlier because it was like 100 degrees and she gets hot easily cause she is from Snow Town or something.

Anyway, we went around the whole block! I got off to see the doggies and the kid talking to himself wearing a pirate hat, and the motor cycles without wheels. It was lots of fun. Soon I might be tall enough to actually pedal, but for now I'm going Flintstone style!

Bathroom Stool! Oh Boy!

Mommy got me my own stool for the bathroom! This is the greatest thing ever! I can turn on the water and splash forever! Or at least splash until mommy or daddy drag me from the room kicking and screaming. Why won't they let me wash my hands more? Do they want me to die of germs?

Well, gotta go wash my hands again.

Spaghetti Explodes

My Spaghetti Exploded! Weee!

Not sure why that happened, you would think they would put safety features on melamine bowls.

My new bed!

I've been a good boy and now mommy and daddy are letting me sleep in this nice bed in the living room instead of the one in my bedroom. Unfortunately there is dog hair all over the cushion, but I suppose that will help keep me warm at night.

Maybe if I am really extra good, they will give me a Hip Action treat like they give Vash each morning? Daddy never lets me eat them so they must be good.

Choo Choo Choo Choo

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Choo Choo Choo Choo!!!!

Hair Cut #2

P5300024, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Well, Daddy tried to kill me yesterday. He took the Buzz Buzz of Excruciating Horror Death and ran it over my head over and over and over. Fortunately I screamed and frothed enough that the BBOEHD got scared and didn't kill me.

My throat was sore today for some reason.

Oh, Mommy tried to kill Daddy with the Buzz Buzz of Excruciating Horror Death too, but Daddy didn't scream for some reason.

I'm Choo Choo for Choo Choos

Here are some pictures of Grandma Atch's and Grandpa Tom's Choo Choo! This thing is REALLY big! It is like as big as all of the Thomas Choo Choos put together. It is WAY bigger than daddy's Passat Choo Choo. Whoa!

At first I was afraid of the Choo Choo, but Grandma Atch showed me it was mostly harmless:




You can look up the tracks, and see for Miles!





The controls still work! But they seem ineffectual:




Pulling this lever made a magic glowing rectangle appear!!



Here we are in front of the train!

Mother's Day with Grandma!

This past Mother's Day, I got to hang out with Grandma Atch! She took me to the zoo and let me pet a Pot Bellied Pig and Slobber Goats. The Kangaroos wouldn't let us pet them though. There was lots of Peacocks all over.

The best thing about the weekend was going to the stable and riding the horse. Maybe they will upload some pictures from the weekend to http://flickr.com/photos/tomysusan/, but for now this is my only picture of the horse:

I ran Away From Home

Above is the video, what follows are pictures of my arduous journey as I ran away from home.


First I dropped my brushi, hat, and glove.



Then I ran across the lawn.



Then I looked both ways before going on the sidewalk.



Ran past the mail box.



Past Sunny and Aspen's Driveway.



Then to Sunny and Aspen's cool bush. (I spy with my little eye, something yummy in the gutter! Oh Boy!)



Ooooh, pretty flowers!



Then to the magical glowing octagon, but Mommy grabbed me before I could attain it's power and take over the world.



The octagon stopped glowing, so I came home again!

Baabuu Baabuu!!

All week long I've been trying to explain to my parents that I want to play with baabuu, but they just won't listen, or they are deaf. Yesterday I finally used my L337 Mime skillZ to show them what I wanted. Daddy caught it on film and this is a video of it!

Today we got to play with baabuu in the front yard, in the living room, in the basement, and even in the bath!

Morning after the haircut

Morning after the haircut, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Mommy cut my hair last Friday, April 6th. It was my first haircut. I watched her cut Daddy's hair, and it seemed kind of fun, but I didn't like all of the buzzing the clippers did around my head. Mom and Dad both agree that I look very grown up now.

M&M's are yummy

M&M's are yummy, originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Easter morning was lots of fun. Mommy and Daddy have me some cool toys, and I got some plastic eggs filled with candy. Daddy let me taste me first M&M. It was really good. I know there's more in the house, but I'm not tall enough to get to them yet.

Jonah wearing the "Easter Shirt"

Jonah wearing the "Easter Shirt", originally uploaded by JonahChan.

Mommy and Daddy had trouble dressing me for Easter Sunday. This was the second of 3 outfits that they put on me. They both decided that this shirt was a little too girly for me. They took a picture and mentioned blackmailing me when I bring home my first girlfriend. Whatever that means.

Yeehaw!!!

Daddy is weird. Not sure why he acts this way. I just want to stand on Marlo and he keeps putting this hat on my head.

Adventure on a Chair

This would be a lot more fun if I could stand on the chair and get on the table. Mommy and daddy keep stopping me though. Big Meanies.