Yaaaaar! Ahoy!
Now that me booty be ship shape, fetch me a Bottle o' Grog Milk Saucy Wench!
Yo Ho Ho!
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Saucy Wench decide 't be time fer me t' start eatin' more solid foods. So she cooked up some broccoli an' cauliflower really well an' cut 't into bite size pieces fer me. Then she would only give me yummy plums after I ate some broccoli. Broccoli feels really funny in yer bung hole, but th' plums be all worth 't.
Daddy brought me to the farmer's market the other day, we saw a bunch of big doggies and ladies who said "How Cute!" Daddy almost dumped me onto the ground when he put too many melons, corn and apples into the back of the chariot and it almost tipped over. Fortunately I was strapped in. Shhhhh, don't tell mommy.
Daddy got a new game the other day. It is called Lego Starwars. It is a cool game about this big brown chewey and hairy guy who goes around ripping peoples arms off. Lots of fun to watch. My favorite part is when the Imperial Death March plays... that is my favorite song right now.
Daddy even gave me a T-Shirt with the chewey hairy guy on it! Check it out!
Anyway, as you can see, I'm pretty White & Nerdy.
Here is a video of me learning to crawl! I have posed for better video of than this in the last couple weeks, but I guess Daddy has not gotten any of that on my computer yet.
Today I forced Daddy to sweep the kitchen. For some reason he didn't like me eating the old spinach, dog food, dirt clods, dog hair, dog biscuits, and other yummy things that were in the kitchen.
So this week I'm driving mommy crazy. I've been able to stand up in my crib for a while (this picture is kind of old, I have way more hair than this now)... but I learned that I can sit up and stand up right away and then if I keep crying mommy might come and tuck me in!
This seems most effective when I'm bored at about 2am. I've noticed Daddy never comes. Maybe if I scream loud enough he will come too?
Hopefully my teeth come in soon so I can sleep longer.
